That’s My Story

Warning: This blog again contains a plethora of bad golf puns. Read at your own risk.
News flash: Tiger could not keep is wood in his golf bag.
Today Tiger Woods said “I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.” This statement comes after Woods spent some time in rehab for “guidance for the issues I’m facing,” AKA sex addition.
Do I believe sex addiction is real — yes — but it is drastically overused as an excuse. What happened to cheating men just being disgusting disgraceful pigs.
If Tiger believes this statement will give him a mulligan with fan credibility he is dead wrong. He said all the right things, but remember this wasn’t one woman — it was a 18-hole course of cheating and deception.
One redeeming factor from the statement was Woods asking for the paparazzi to leave his family alone. “They staked out my wife and they pursued my mom. Whatever my wrongdoings, for the sake of my family, please leave my wife and kids alone.”
But as a member of the media — Tiger it is all your fault. You did this to your family.
Yes every deserves a second change, but a nicely played speech doesn’t cut it. Tiger needs to work to regain confidence back and keep his clubs in the clubhouse.
He needs to work, in private on his relationship with his wife and do what is best for his family. He really caused a “duff” in his personal life.
One thing I found interesting is Woods denied Elin attacked him Thanksgiving night. If that is true I think she should get his driver and work on her stroke.
To check out my original Tiger Woods blog, visit http://onourtown.com/michelleganassi/2009/12/18/a-parade-of-tiger%E2%80%99s-cubs.
(I welcome any comments, suggestions and criticism at michelleg@dailyamerican.com)

Warning: This blog contains a plethora of bad golf puns. Read at your own risk.

For the last several weeks there has been a parade of Tiger Wood’s mistresses on television and celebrity rags.
Each one felt they were the only one and talk about how bad they feel for Tiger’s wife, Elin. Quite frankly I wish these women would go back to obscurity.
First, if you were the “other woman” what would make you think you are the only “other one.” Everyone knows Tiger was married with two young children. If they didn’t he is one of the top athletes in the world — google it.
The next thing that amazes me is these women go on television and say “I feel so bad for Elin.” Maybe they should have thought about how bad they would feel when they were polishing his 5-iron. Or maybe you shouldn’t spill intimate details about how many times you handled his golf balls.
One woman cried about what she would tell her son. Maybe she should have stayed home and not aired her dirty laundry on national television.
But aside from the parade of cocktail waitress, club promoters and porn stars the icing on the cake is when these women whip out evidence.
No one has needed to say “the proof is in my heart,” because they had text messages, voice mails and e-mails they just happened to keep.
The way these women have been coming out of the club house I am sure there are a few more  lingering on the fairway. But is the 15-minutes of fame worth it?
I think not.
While I blame these women for going to the magazines and tv shows, I do not blame them for Tiger’s cheating. Some woman throw themselves at rich, successful men. Tiger should have kept his club in the bag.
(I welcome any comments, suggestions and criticism at michelleg@dailyamerican.com)