That’s My Story

Tonight will be the last night Conan O’Brien will host the Tonight Show. He received a sweet parting gift from NBC and made sure his staff also received a bonus. After tonight, he will be in re-runs until he can sign a new deal in September.
I am going to get high on caffeine so I can stay up and watch. Here is what I am hoping for:
— A cameo by “Triumph the Insult Comic dog.” Some reports say the insulting pooch will remain property of NBC, along with the “Masturbating Bear.” If this is the case I hope comes out uses NBC as something “for me to poop on.” I Keed I Keed.
— A hilarious monologue poking fun at NBC. Reports also say that Conan will not be allowed to rip on NBC if he gets a new hosting gig.
— Will Ferrell is tonight’s host. Maybe George W. Bush has a few comments on the situation.
— Tom Hanks, who has said on red carpets that he supports Conan, will also be on the show. I would like to see him continue his support for O’Brien.
So please tune in tonight. The higher the ratings the bigger the slap across the peacock’s face.